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; Maximum text length is 63 characters!!!
L0   dta d"CYKA BLA", d"T"*
L1   dta d"DIE", d"!"*
L2   dta d"EAT MY SHORTS", d"!"*
L3   dta d"YOU'RE TOAST", d"!"*
L4   dta d"BANZAI", d"!"*
L5   dta d"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE..", d"."*
L6   dta d"I DIDN'T DO IT. NOBODY SAW ME DO IT", d"."*
L7   dta d"TAKE A HIKE", d"!"*
L8   dta d"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT", d"."*
L9   dta d"MAKE MY DAY", d"."*
L10  dta d"CHARGE", d"!"*
L11  dta d"ATTACK", d"!"*
L12  dta d"YOU'RE OUTTA HERE", d"."*
L13  dta d"WATTSA MATTA YOU", d"?"*
L14  dta d"FREEZE, OR I'LL SHOOT", d"!"*
L15  dta d"HA HA HA", d"."*
L16  dta d"WE COME IN PEACE - SHOOT TO KILL", d"!"*
L17  dta d"IN YOUR FACE", d"!"*
L18  dta d"DIE COMMIE PIG", d"!"*
L19  dta d"I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING", d"."*
L20  dta d"VICTORY", d"!"*
L21  dta d"SHOW SOME RESPECT", d"."*
L22  dta d"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE", d"?"*
L23  dta d"LOOK OUT BELOW", d"!"*
L24  dta d"KNOCK, KNOCK", d"."*
L25  dta d"LOOK OVER THERE", d"."*
L26  dta d"GUESS WHAT'S COMING FOR DINNER", d"?"*
L27  dta d"MERRY CHRISTMAS", d"."*
L28  dta d"OPEN WIDE", d"!"*
L29  dta d"HERE GOES NOTHING..", d"."*
L30  dta d"DON'T WORRY, IT ISN'T A LIVE ROUND", d"."*
L31  dta d"BLOOD, PAIN, VIOLENCE", d"!"*
L32  dta d"TAKE THIS, SISSY", d"!"*
L33  dta d"I SHALL FLATTEN YOU", d"!"*
L34  dta d"I SHALL SMASH YOUR UGLY TANK", d"!"*
L35  dta d"I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES", d"?"*
L36  dta d"DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY", d"."*
L37  dta d"WOULD THIS MAKE YOU MAD", d"?"*
L38  dta d"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE", d"!"*
L39  dta d"I COULD SPARE YOU, BUT WHY", d"?"*
L40  dta d"MY BOMB IS BIGGER THAN YOURS", d"."*
L41  dta d"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME", d"!"*
L42  dta d"HASTA LA VISTA, BABY", d"!"*
L43  dta d"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SCORCH", d"."*
L44  dta d"TAKE THIS", d"!"*
L45  dta d"THIS SCREEN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US", d"."*
L46  dta d"DIE, ALIEN SWINE", d"!"*
L47  dta d"AWRUK!!", d"!"*
L48  dta d"I SHALL OIL MY TURRET WITH YOUR BLOOD", d"."*
L49  dta d"DIE, TANK-SCUM", d"!"*
L50  dta d"I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE", d"!"*
L51  dta d"MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT", d"!"*
L52  dta d"I HOPE YOU ENJOY PAIN", d"!"*
L53  dta d"HOW'D YOU LIKE ONE ACROSS YOUR LIPS", d"?"*           ;(sanford and son)
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L54  dta d"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW... NOT", d"!"*
L55  dta d"UGH", d"!"*
L56  dta d"AARGH", d"!"*
L57  dta d"AAAGGHHH", d"!"*
L58  dta d"I'M MELTING", d"!"*
L59  dta d"OOF.", d"."*
L60  dta d"OH", d"!"*
L61  dta d"EEEK", d"!"*
L62  dta d"AACCH", d"!"*
L63  dta d"I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS", d"."*
L64  dta d"ONE DIRECT HIT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY", d"."*
L65  dta d"OH NO", d"!"*
L66  dta d"NOT ME", d"!"*
L67  dta d"OUCH", d"."*
L68  dta d"OH NO, NOT AGAIN", d"."*
L69  dta d"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST", d"."*
L70  dta d"GOODBYE", d"."*
L71  dta d"HELP ME", d"!"*
L72  dta d"FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD", d"."*
L73  dta d"REMEMBER THE ALAMO", d"!"*
L74  dta d"OH MAN", d"!"*
L75  dta d"DOOUGH", d"!"*
L76  dta d"NEW DAY, NEW BOMB", d"."*
L77  dta d"THIS IS THE END, MY ONLY FRIEND", d"."*
L78  dta d"VERY FUNNY", d"."*
L79  dta d"THE FAT LADY SANG", d"."*
L80  dta d"WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN TO ME", d"?"*
L81  dta d"I'M GOING DOWN", d"."*
L82  dta d"I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS", d"."*
L83  dta d"CRAPOLA", d"."*
L84  dta d"POW", d"!"*
L85  dta d"BIF", d"!"*
L86  dta d"BAM", d"!"*
L87  dta d"ZONK", d"!"*
L88  dta d"I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO MY MOTHER", d"."*
L89  dta d"I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW..", d"."*
L90  dta d"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE", d"?"*
L91  dta d"MAMA SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS", d"."*
L92  dta d"ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS..", d"."*
L93  dta d"I SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT..", d"."*
L94  dta d"MOMMY? IS THAT YOU", d"?"*
L95  dta d"I LET YOU HIT ME", d"!"*
L96  dta d"SUCKER SHOT", d"!"*
L97  dta d"I DIDN'T WANT TO LIVE ANYWAY", d"."*
L98  dta d"-<SOB>", d"-"*
L99  dta d"WAS THAT AS CLOSE AS I THINK IT WAS", d"?"*
L100 dta d"JOIN THE ARMY, SEE THE WORLD THEY SAID", d"."*
L101 dta d"IT WASN'T JUST A JOB IT WAS AN ADVENTURE", d"!"*
L102 dta d"I DIDN'T LIKE VIOLENCE ANYWAY", d"!"*
L103 dta d"I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME", d"?"*
L104 dta d"CTO XYE", d"B"*
L105 dta d"I THINK THIS GUY'S A LITTLE CRAZY", d"."*
L106 dta d"SOMEHOW I DON'T FEEL LIKE KILLING ANYMORE", d"."*
L107 dta d"HEY! KILLIN' AIN'T COOL", d"."*
L108 dta d"GEE... THANKS", d"."*
L109 dta d"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP", d"!"*
L110 dta d"911", d"?"*
L111 dta d"OH NO! HERE I BLOW AGAIN", d"!"*
L112 dta d"I'LL BE BACK..", d"."*
L113 dta d"I'VE GOT LAWYERS", d"!"*
L114 dta d"CALL 1-900-SUE-TANK", d"."*
L115 dta d"YOU BIG DUMMY", d"!"*                 ;(sanford and son)
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NumberOfOffensiveTexts=54
NumberOfDeffensiveTexts=62
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hoverFull dta d"MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!"
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hoverEmpty dta d"RUNNING OUT OF EELS"
hoverEmptyEnd